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Give me your best dad joke and which ever one i find is the best gets 50 Million the give away will end when i find the best dad joke or like in 3 weeks idk now i want them

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Why'd the chicken cross the road?

To get to the idiots house.

Knock knock?

Who's there?

The chicken 

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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what did the shotgun say to the driver?

Spoiler

can i sit in the front?

edit: it’s funny because my dad literally told me this a year ago

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What did the mushroom say to the other mushroom?

 

You’re a really fungi. 

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I've just been fired from the clock making factory, after all of those extra hours I put in!

Bit of a common one, but so are most of the others.

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What do you call a cat with no legs?

Disabled.

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9 hours ago, Geoffs Baby said:

 

 

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

this is discrimination, you are a misogynistic pig. 
people like this make parents vaccinate there kids

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Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
i wrote this myself

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Did you hear about the Catholic lady who was late for dinner? 

 

She didn't get Nun.

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To the man who invented 0.

 

 

 

 

Thanks for nothing

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On 4/16/2019 at 11:37 PM, korbin said:

what did the shotgun say to the driver?

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can i sit in the front?

edit: it’s funny because my dad literally told me this a year ago

You win your joke is the first one that i haven't heard before, Pm me on discord when you will be on

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A girl and a boy go to prom but before leaving the girls dad says " i better have her home by 11pm" so the boy replies "but sir you already own her home"

 

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